Henri Pachard: Porn Director

Quotes 

• Porn Director : OK, Yes, let's go. OK, we're all set for this.

  [to Carolyn/Cole] 

  Porn Director : You guys on the bed, and

  [to TT Boy, motioning to the couch] 

  Porn Director : you close to here...

  Porn Actress on Couch : No, no, no, no, no...

  Porn Director : Yes, yes...

  Porn Actress on Couch : When can I have sex on the bed?

  Porn Director : Beds are for dying, baby! Sit down right here. Yeah, this is going to play good from here. Let me tell you something right now, young man and you too - I don't care what your agent told you, you're not here because of your good lookin' blue eyes, you're here for your known for your hard cocks. Now the key to a real dirty movie - YOU PAYING ATTENTION? - the key to a dirty movie - LISTEN TO ME!- is no romance! It's gotta be dirty! You gotta be selfish! You gotta take - from your partner. TAKE IT from your partner! MAKE HIM do these things to you!

  Porn Actress on Couch : How come I always fuck on other things other than a bed? When can I have normal sex on a bed? You make me either sit on top of the roof, on top of the stairs, on the floor, on top of the desk...

  Porn Director : You're far too dynamic to be fucking on a, on a bed. I want you on the couch, with the black background, it symbolizes your midnight thoughts.

  Porn Actress on Couch : [aside, pouting]  I'm always on the couch...

  Porn Director : Now you guys -

  [to P.J] 

  Porn Director : Relax, you're going to be great -

  [back to the group] 

  Porn Director : Be selfish! Selfish sex pays. It looks better for the movies. I don't want to do the romance.

  [Unintelligible mumbling] 

  Porn Director : I don't want to do the romance stuff...

  Porn Actress on Couch : [more pouting]  I don't do that anyway...

  Porn Director : Take your sex! Take it! USE these people! I don't need to hear the corny lines "Oooh, it feels so good, it feels so good..." I don't need to hear any of that...

  Porn Actress on Bed : What are we supposed to say, "It feels shitty?"

  Porn Director : Tell him what to do. You want to sit on that man's face, SIT RIGHT ON IT. Fuck his nose if you have to. I don't care what you're going to do.

  [He mumbles to Cole something about buttfucking] 

  Porn Director : Whatever it is, don't be lazy. This is going to be the mother of all sex scenes. Passion, total passion! You with me? Quiet in the house! Roll sound! ACTION!