If You Only Knew (1999)

David Markey: Tom

Quotes 

• Tom : Sam, let me ask you something. When you needed a friend, was Parker a friend?

  Samantha : What?

  Tom : And when you needed a lover, wasn't Parker a great lover?

  Samantha : GOOD lover.

  Tom : Really? Because I seem to remember you saying, "Oh, Tom, he's such a great lover!"

  Samantha : Okay! Okay.

  Tom : And when you needed a gay roommate, wasn't Parker a gay roommate?

  Samantha : Tom, what's your point?

  Tom : Just this - that ever since I've known you, you've never been able to find the kind of man who was everything you needed... until now.