Norm (1999–2001)

Laurie Metcalf: Laurie Freeman

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Quotes 

• [contest-winning punchline] 

  Mr. Denby : The men's bathroom is disgusting. Tell her, Norm.

  Norm : There's a bathroom in this building? I've been using the donut shop across the street.

  Laurie : You go all the way across the street just to use the bathroom in the donut shop?

  Norm : There's a bathroom in the donut shop?

• Laurie : What are you going to keep doing this all your life? You know there is nothing sadder than a 70-year-old prostitute!

  Norm : Yeah, you don't wanna have to be taking your teeth out twenty or thirty times a day!