Joe reinvigorates his sex life with Bonnie after seeing Lois naked; Stewie receives an electric SUV as a gift and embraces the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
Stewie winds up in Paris when he takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase during a game of hide and seek. Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois intends to get more Instagram "likes" than Bonnie.
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a pop star unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
Peter and Chris try to reconnect when they finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian dates a carny whom he tries to break up with after seeing some of her bad habits.
Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death by adopting a bird that once belonged to Hitler. Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.
Meg realizes she'd rather stay in Russia when she takes Brian and Stewie there after Brian's Instagram gets hacked; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire dates her middle school bully.
Meg comes home from Russia after realizing she was used for a green card marriage; Chris joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at Adam West High as an extracurricular activity.