- Frankie: There's a retired coroner from LA, Dr. Nakasome and he has the world's largest collection of famous deceased person's private parts. And I know for a fact that Morrison's sex organ is in his collection.
- Bernie: I give you the greatest rock and roll stars in the whole world and this is the shit you make out of 'em?
- The Gay Penis: Do you know the way to the Hershey Highway, do you know the way...
- King: Oh, you make me sick!