Sugar & Spice (2001)
Mena Suvari: Kansas Hill
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Quotes
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Mrs. Hill : So, what'd you come here for? To tell me how much you hate me?
Kansas : I don't hate you. I need your help.
Mrs. Hill : And how in the hell can I help you?
Kansas : My best friend got pregnant.
Mrs. Hill : Before you? Woo hoo.
Kansas : Yeah, I know, that's what I said too. Anyway, we want to help her get some money for the baby by robbing a bank.
Mrs. Hill : Well, shitfire, Kansas, that's the sweetest thing I ever heard.
Kansas : But we can't quite figure out how to do it.
Mrs. Hill : So you need my help? Oh my God. This is like you asking me for help with your homework.
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Mrs. Hill : Kansas, I'd like you to meet someone special.
[a lady comes up]
Kansas : Jesus Christ, Mom! It's bad enough you're in prison, but now i have to add p.s my moms a dyke too?
Mrs. Hill : Shut up! You mouthy little shit!
Kansas : Don't mouthy shit me, I'm outta here.
Mrs. Hill : Hold on a minute. Mink ain't my bitch if that's what you think. She's a specialist in banks.
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Hannah : I'm sorry, can someone else please run the board? It's creepy, it's wrong, and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Kansas : Hannah, in order to get real answers from the Netherworld, you've gotta have a Christian virgin run the board. Your kind is pure of heart, the devil won't dick with you.
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Kansas : She's been the weak tit on this mama cat ever since this whole thing started!
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Lucy Whitman : You just became a statistic.
Kansas : Oh, my god. I'm not the first.
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Hannah : Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
Kansas : Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.
Cleo Miller : That's not true Kansas. All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.
Diane : I want to hear.
Hannah : Okay, so one night I want out horseback riding with the nuns - they went every night and we're trotting pretty hard you know. And suddenly I feel-i feel just super alive. You know.
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Cleo Miller : [They are about to rob a bank, and Cleo does something wrong] I'm sorry, Kansas.
Kansas : No! God, Rule number two, no names! No goddamn names you retard!
Cleo Miller : Well excuse me, White Trash Betty!
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Kansas : Yeah? Well, how would you like me to introduce my foot into your ass!
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Kansas : Hey Lisa, did you meet Carmen Electra this summer?
Lisa Janusch : No.
Kansas : Oh, cause it looks like you got some of her tits on you.
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Kansas : It's in the Bible, so just shut the hell up!