Roughnecks: The Starship Troopers Chronicles (1999–2000)

Steve Staley: T'Phai

Quotes 

• Pvt. Isabelle 'Dizzy' Flores : [while standing next to Brutto]  Jeez, Sarge will it kill you to shower once in a while? You smell like the south end of a north-bound plasma bug!

  Sgt. Francis Brutto : Hey babe, REAL men smell, and REAL women like it.

  T'Phai : That is true. My mate chose me for my scent.

  Sgt. Francis Brutto : Colonel, you're my type of guy.

• Sgt. Francis Brutto : [while being partnered up with T'Phai on an ice planet]  Three sunsets in two hours and I get stuck watching them with a seven-foot alien.

  T'Phai : Then for you, too, the sunset is considered romantic.

  Sgt. Francis Brutto : Don't get any ideas.

• [while investigating Little Butte, the Roughnecks kept getting a "Good afternoon, lovely weather, wouldn't you say? " greetings] 

  T'Phai : That is one thing I do not understand about you humans, your pre-occupation with the weather.

• Cpl. Richard 'Doc' LaCroix : This hero stuff's exhausting.

  Cpl. Jeff Gossard : Oh, my back can't take much more of this.

  T'Phai : Yes. It must be quite a strain - sitting down for hours while others patrol on foot.

  Pvt. Carl Jenkins : T'Phai's right, Gossard. How do you do it?