- [Rudolph sees Tony with fake fangs]
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: What clan are you from, brother?
- [Tony's fangs fall off]
- Rudolph: (hisses) You are not a brother...
- Tony: Well, I'm not a sister!
- Rudolph: ...You're a human... You're full of blood!
- Tony: Gonna keep it that way, dude!
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: I don't wear the costume of a Shakespearian aristocrat - I *am* an aristocrat.
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: [after Gregory attacks the cemetary caretaker] You bit him?
- Gregory Sackville-Bagg: Just a taste.
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: Was it worth betraying your family?
- Gregory Sackville-Bagg: You're the traitor, forever denying the truth of us. We are the dark gods! But you have turned us into cowards. Sulking around our holes like worms!
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: What would you have us do?
- Gregory Sackville-Bagg: Fight back! Make these mortals' blood run cold!
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: And you could do it Gregory. You're young, strong, ruthless and willing to risk a stake through the heart to prove it.
- Gregory Sackville-Bagg: Better a stake than this prison!
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: Do you think me oblivious?
- Gregory Sackville-Bagg: What does it matter to you what I think? If I think?
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: It matters greatly. I feel your sting.
- Gregory Sackville-Bagg: But you are Frederick the Great. You feel nothing!
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: No need to bite my head off.
- Tony Thompson: Biting is your job, mine is to find the amulet.
- [about Rudolph's parents]
- Dottie Thompson: You should invite them over for dinner sometime.
- Tony Thompson: Actually, they would rather have you for dinner.
- Tony: I think I should get home. Rudolph, how do we get down from here?
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: We'll fly.
- Tony: But I can't fly
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: I got you up here, didn't I?
- Tony: Well I guess so.
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: Then stay calm, friend. All right, lets fly. As long as I'm holding onto you, your fine. Trust me.
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: A friend?
- Tony Thompson: Well, we saved each other's lives, didn't we?
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: Yes. We did. Friends.
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: You are not a brother.
- Tony: Well I'm not a sister.
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: You are human... you're full of blood!
- Tony: Gonna keep it that way dude!
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: Hide! My parents are coming!
- Tony Thompson: But we're brothers...
- Rudolph Sackville-Bagg: They don't know that!
- Freda Sackville-Bagg: I'm Freda Sackville-Bagg.
- Bob Thompson: [stunned] That's... wonderful.
- Freda Sackville-Bagg: Rudolph's mother. I'm sure you're worried about Tony.
- Bob Thompson: Tony?
- Freda Sackville-Bagg: Your son.
- Dottie Thompson: We know who he is. We want to know where he...
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: [appears next to Freda] Tony is going to the cliff with Rudolph and Anna to watch the comet.
- Dottie Thompson: [also stunned] Anna?
- Frederick Sackville-Bagg: Our daughter. Dare I say your charming young man has cast quite a spell on her.
- Dottie Thompson: Well, we think he's charming.