Next Friday (2000)

Michael Rapaport: Mailman with Tax Notice

Quotes 

• Mailman : [knocks on door]  .

  Mailman : Delivery, got a delivery.

  [rings doorbell twice] 

  Craig Jones : Who is it?

  Mailman : Got a delivery. Come on smart blood. Come on I got a delivery, its kind of hot out here buddy.

  [Craig opens the door] 

  Mailman : Come on sparky.

  Craig Jones : What's up!

  Mailman : Nice house. I didn't expect you to answer it, but this is a fine place here. What are you, one of those uh, entertainer guys, huh. What do you play sports? What team do you play for?

  Craig Jones : I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers. You want tickets...

  Mailman : [waves his hand]  Hey don't want any trouble with you. You don't have to send your posse out here to do a 187 in my ass. Just uh, got a little mail for you to sign.

  [puts both hands up] 

  Mailman : Partner!

  Craig Jones : What's this?

  Mailman : Uh, that's what they call a delinquent property tax notice. I hope the crack killers pay well. Otherwise it's back to the ghetto you go. Uh, take it easy.

  [starts singing a tune and walks away]