Next Friday (2000)
John Witherspoon: Mr. Jones
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Quotes
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Mr. Jones : [Talking to Baby Joker] Hey, young man! You got knocked the fuck out!
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Mr. Jones : Can't even count to ten and you win the lottery, aint that a bitch
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Mr. Jones : I got your message, where is Craig?
Uncle Elroy : "Message"? I ain't sent you no damn MESSAGE.
Mr. Jones : You didn't call the sandwich joint with an urgent message
Uncle Elroy : Hell no Willie, boy you're startin' to think like a Dog. Leaving fleas & ticks suckin' on your old-ass brain.
Mr. Jones : Somebody send me a message, where is Craig & Day-Day
Uncle Elroy : I don't know. But come on in.
Uncle Elroy : [Sees his brother with poop in the back his uniform when coming in to his house] You know you got shit all over the back of your ass? Hey don't sit on that couch, put some paper down.
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Mr. Jones : Hot sauce... for my burrito! You taste so good to me!
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Mr. Jones : Now Craig, it's gonna be different living out here. Don't let your Uncle or your cousin get you in any shit. Now you hear me?
Craig Jones : Pops I'm grown now, can't nobody get me in trouble no more.
Mr. Jones : Well I'm glad you said that son, but since you grown, don't bring your black ass back home.
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Deebo : Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth! We about to fade to black.
Craig Jones : [as Craig notices Deebo standing in front of the truck] Daddy, Stop!
[Mr. Jones Screams]
Deebo : Get your punk-ass out of the car Craig, this is the re-match!
Deebo : Get out of the car!
Craig Jones : Punch It!
Tyrone : [as Mr. Jones drives away] Deebo! Help!
Craig Jones : Fake-Ass Suge Knight!
Deebo : [yelling out before kicking his brother in the stomach] You know I gonna find you and when I do, I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass!
[Looking down at his brother]
Deebo : Man get up!
Tyrone : Damn! Man, I'm tired. I'm goin to mommy's house.
Deebo : [pulling him by the chain on his leg] Come on!
Tyrone : [Yelling at Deebo] No!, No!
Mr. Jones : [on the way to Rancho Cucamonga] Did you see That! Those two niggas were acting like pit bull dogs!
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Craig Jones : What's that smell?
Mr. Jones : Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing.
Craig Jones : Ew, I do! It smell like you didn't fall in no mud!
Mr. Jones : [while Spraying air freshener] Just use some of this spray, son.
Craig Jones : Aw, Too much!
[Trying to get the window open]
Craig Jones : What's worng with this window?
Mr. Jones : It's broken, remind me to get it fixed
Craig Jones : [Struggling to get the window open] Damn!