Third Watch (1999–2005)
Molly Price: Faith Yokas, Self
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Quotes
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Bosco : Only two things I watch. Sports and animals.
Yokas : Animals?
Bosco : Yeah. Shark shows, elephant babies, lions, tigers, bears.
Yokas : Oh my.
Bosco : What?
Yokas : Nothin'.
Bosco : You don't watch those shows? Best shows on the box.
Yokas : I guess I must be missing out.
Bosco : You are. A lioness with her cubs in the tall grass. No human beings around for miles.
Davis : Except for the 18 guys in the camera truck?
Bosco : You gotta ruin it for me, right?
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[to Bosco who's in a coma]
Yokas : Hey, Bosco. I just talked to the doctor and, uh... he said you're gonna be all right. So is your mom. She's still here but she's better... And hey, about Donald Mann. I just want you to know that I took care of that for you, okay? I... it's over. I took care of that for you.
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Yokas : forgot how many personal things I tell you. Guess I forgot how much I talk to you. You know? Because you weren't there for me to talk to. I miss you, Bosco.
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Bosco : I'm thinking about quitting and doing something else.
Yokas : Really?
Bosco : You haven't thought about it? After all this?
Yokas : Yeah... so are you?
Bosco : And let that skinny little bearded bastard think he beat me? Hell no. Give me a parachute and a pistol and drop me in there. I'll shoot him in the head myself.
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Bosco : I'm not gonna sit behind a desk for the rest of my life. It's not gonna happen! So I'm asking you... Everything that we've been through together.
Yokas : You're not thinking straight. I'm gonna tell you right now, you do not wanna do this.
Bosco : It's all I got. If I don't get back on, what am I supposed to do?
Yokas : There are plenty of jobs that you can do down at the department.
Bosco : No. I need to be in the radio car, answering calls. It's what I do. It's what I'm good at. It's what I do!
Yokas : I can't help you.
Bosco : I saved your life that night and you won't do this for me? You're gonna sit there and you're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that you won't shoot a damn target? Of all the people I thought that I c - - I could come to you.
Yokas : Bosco, that is not fair.
Bosco : To hell with you.
Yokas : Bosco!
Bosco : No, to hell with you!
Yokas : Bosco! Bosco don't do this.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : Drug addiction's a disease. It's recognized as a disease by the American Psychiatric Association.
Faith : What about Pedophilia? Isn't that recognized as a disease? You want a child molester raising a kid?
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Lieutenant John Miller : This job needs someone who knows what they're doing, Lieutenant.
Yokas : You know I'm standing right here?
Lieutenant John Miller : Has she even been a detective for a whole day?
Yokas : She's been a detective for two days. Which is just enough time for me to ask you: what the hell is your name doing on my victim? Because you are that Lieutenant Miller, aren't you?
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Yokas : I thought detectives worked better hours. I've been here for two days straight.
Jelly : If we woulda handled it my way, you woulda been home on time each night. And there woulda been one dead schoolteacher and whatever kids happened to be around her when she blew up.
Yokas : Beginner's luck.
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Yokas : The bruises in the photos of Donald Mann's wrists were caused by handcuffs. Sergeant Cruz had handcuffed Donald Mann before I arrived at the scene. She had taken him into custody and was on the way out with him, down to the car to bring him in. To book him. And that's when I shot him.
Captain Finney : You mean that when she shot him?
Yokas : No. I shot him.
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Faith : I missed a lot of things when you were growing up. Things that were important to you.
Emily Yokas : I know that if you could have, you would have been there.
Faith : I haven't been what you needed. I'm sorry for that.
Emily Yokas : You're sorry for showing me that a woman can be a good mother and have a career too? And... and for teaching me that no matter what gets in your way, you never give up? And that we can fight and say terrible things to each other and know that we love each other? You're sorry for that? I'm proud to be your daughter. I mean, if it's okay, I wanna live with you.
Faith : [crying] It's okay.
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Yokas : [to Gerald] You have the right to remain silent. And unless you want me to leave you alone in the car with my partner, I would suggest that you use it.
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Faith : Bad Bosco, Good Pizza.
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Faith : I don't think it is in any way possible for me to overstate how uninterested I am in anything that goes on between you two.
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Faith : There are no victims, only volunteers.
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Faith : Peachy.
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Faith : Sometimes I wonder what kind of world we're leaving the kids; How the things we don't get involved in today can come back, maybe be their problem.
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Faith : I had a weekend scheduled of totally nude, no kids in the house, love making. Instead, Fred wants to keep is hands on the back of some truck instead of me.
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[about Charlie's homework;paper doll]
Yokas : He's gotta get pictures of Flat Stanley at work, or um, on a trip.
Bosco : Flat Stanley?
Yokas : Yes, Flat Stanley... And he could have gone to his grandparents, but Charlie is very proud that his mother's a police officer. So, Flat Stanley's gonna come to work with us today. You'll have kids one day, you'll understand.
Bosco : You know what this makes me think of? Birth control.
Yokas : Get the camera out.
Bosco : Yeah, we should take a cute little shot of him... caught in the shredder.
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Yokas : Hey, you're wearing a vest.
Kim : Yeah, my ex-husband's idea of a birthday gift.
Yokas : Yeah, I usually get a dustbuster or something equally romantic.
Kim : Yeah, a dustbuster I could use. This thing is just hot and uncomfortable. Not to mention it looks like I'm wearing a barrel.
Bosco : You look pretty good to me.
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[after Bosco tells her it was him on the sex tape]
Yokas : Bos, I gotta drive around in this squad. I'd like to know who's ass was shining the seats.
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Bus Driver : [about Bosco] Can he just commandeer a bus like this?
Yokas : Probably not.
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Yokas : Fred's always thought you were gay.
Bosco : What?
Yokas : Something about the way you walk.
Bosco : What about the way I walk?
Yokas : You kinda sway.
Bobby : You hurt your hip or something?
Bosco : What?
Bobby : You're walking funny.
Yokas : He's a little self-conscious today.
Bosco : There's not a damn thing wrong with the way I walk!
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Bosco : How come whenever I'm in a good mood you think it must be related to sex?
Yokas : Because the only time you ever smile at the start of a shift is if you had your bean waxed the night before. I did the math.
Bosco : You know, Yokas, some things are better than sex.
Yokas : You got a fever or something?
Bosco : I'm serious. I'm capable of getting a rush out of other things in life, you know.
Yokas : Like what, sucking on whipped cream cans?
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[listening to Maroon 5]
Yokas : It's catchy... What?
Emily Yokas : Nobody every says "catchy."
Yokas : What do they say?
Emily Yokas : Uh, tight, hot. A hundred other things, but never "catchy."
Yokas : Okay... It's tight.
Emily Yokas : You should probably go with "catchy."
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Bosco : Where'd you park?
Yokas : Right out front... That's 5-5 David.
Bosco : How'd you do that?
Yokas : What do you think, I'm not gonna go all out for my partner?
Bosco : Thank you. Thank you, Faith.
Yokas : Come on, we've gotta hurry up before Swersky finds out. How 'bout I let you play with the lights and sirens? How's that sound?
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Yokas : If I can survive what two kids brought home from Nursery School, I can survive what this guy's got.
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Dr. Stephen Connor : He's lucky. Holly too.
Yokas : Must be from living right.
Dr. Stephen Connor : Well, it could be the crystals Holly brought.
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Yokas : Charlie threw up this morning and then I cleaned it up, no help from Fred, and I take a shower and I'm halfway out the door - - surprise. Vesuvius erupts again. Eww.
Bosco : God, I can't wait to have kids.
Yokas : Oh my God. I can't believe my life has come to this. I cannot believe I can walk around half the day and nobody even notices that I have puke in my hair.
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[to Bosco]
Yokas : And it's not like you've been a choirboy. I mean, you've had more ass than a public toilet seat.
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[to Bosco and Carlos]
Yokas : Infidelity. It's an equal opportunity employer, boys.
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[after someone shoots Rudy in the back of the police car]
Kim : You guys sure you're okay?
Yokas : Yeah, I'll let you know when my ass unpuckers.
Bobby : Mine wouldn't until April.
Yokas : Who would want to hurt Rudy Granger?
Bosco : Obviously someone who wants me to have a really bad day.
Davis : I bet you Rudy'd say his day was worse.
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Bosco : Can't believe it, first Giants game of the season, Monday Night Football, and I'm stuck working.
Yokas : Yeah, well right now you're not working. You're staring at a bunch of revolving desserts.
Bosco : [about cake] Is that fresh?
Cashier : No, it's three weeks old. The way our customers like it.
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Yokas : [sarcastically-about her "forgetting" to Mirandize Mrs. Golden] I hate this system.
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Yokas : What, are you dieting?
Sully : Well, it's the Tatiana effect. She's feeding me better food, vegetables, fish, chicken. And we take these power walks, sometimes twice a day.
Bosco : Can you believe this, Davis? Before you ladies turn the discussion to deal-a-meals and thighmasters, do you mind letting me go to work?
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Bosco : Wait until my partner here gets finished with the report. You'll be so guilty even you won't like yourself.
Yokas : Oh, that's sweet.
Bosco : Well, you're the best at it.
Yokas : Isn't he a smooth talker?
Charlie : You're gonna lie?
Yokas : Lie? Lie? Now that is a very offensive characterization.
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Yokas : I'm gonna make sure you go to prison one day.
Fyodor Chevchenko : Why are American women so angry?
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Dr. Susan Lewis : He's wound a little tight.
Yokas : I got two kids. One of them ever went missing, Bosco's the guy I'd want looking for them.
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Lt. Swersky : Monroe said you were going to see his mother. I can tell her.
Yokas : It should come from me.
Lt. Swersky : He's gonna make it, Faith.
Yokas : You didn't see him.
Lt. Swersky : He's Bosco.
Yokas : He's not Superman.
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Yokas : If it was up to me, my kids would never cry. They'd never be embarrassed or humiliated or disappointed. They'd never get hurt. That's how much you love them. You want to put them in a bubble for safekeeping. Some place where there's no psychos, there's no drugs, and there's no danger.
Bosco : No life.
Yokas : I didn't say it was rational.
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Yokas : Now, I think you're both relatively safe, 'cause you're both handcuffed.
Truck Driver : She could bite me!
[to the hospital staff]
Yokas : Don't let her bite him.
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Yokas : Fred and I have been getting along really well lately.
Bosco : Stop!
Yokas : Bosco, when it rains it pours. And it is raining in the Yokas boudoir, hard.
Bosco : Why do you have to do that?
Yokas : What?
Bosco : I just asked you a simple question, you gotta fill my head with visuals!
Yokas : And women are uptight about sex?
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Bosco : [holding up a lamp] This doesn't match anything in my place.
Yokas : So how you doing, I mean, you know, in general?
Claire Henley : Fine. I'm doing fine.
Bosco : And yet it's raining floor lamps outside your apartment.
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[to Emily]
Yokas : What are you complaining about? I'm the one stuck out here in Rocky Horror land.
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Bosco : I'm starting to change my mind about the Himalayas. I think it would be a pretty good place to go. No pollution, no BS with the legal system. Just ice and mountains. The South Pole...
Yokas : The South Pole?
Bosco : What?
Yokas : Nothing.
Bosco : It's probably only nice until you get used to the place. After that I'm sure you run into some crackhead Eskimo using kids or something.
Yokas : Eskimos? In the Himalayas?
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[to Cruz]
Lt. Swersky : Shut-up! All you do is talk! Now I want you to listen!
[to herself]
Yokas : I love that man.