Aladdin and the Magic Lamp (1982)

John Carradine: The Wizard

Quotes 

• The Wizard : What? Are you saying he's still alive? I'll have to pay a visit to a young prince.

• The Wizard : Ah, he's taking forever that stupid boy... Here's the sun almost ready to set and he's still hasn't come back. What could it be doing? Curse it, If I chose the wrong boy to get that lamp.

  [Aladdin goes back from the garden, he sees the light outside, runs up] 

  Aladdin : Master, I'm back!

  The Wizard : Oh, excellent. Excellent. Good work, my boy. Now just hand me the lamp and I'll help you out.

  Aladdin : No, pull me out first and then you get the lamp.

  The Wizard : Hand me the lamp and then I'll pull you out.

  Aladdin : You aren't getting any old lamp until you get me out of here.

  The Wizard : Listen, boy. I don't care you'll never get out of there. All I want is that lamp now, give it to me.

  Aladdin : Hmm. If that's the way you're gonna be, then you come get it yourself.

  The Wizard : What do you mean, you son of a camel? If you don't give me that lamp, I'll seal you into that cave forever.

  Aladdin : Uh-uh. You let me out of here and you'll never get it.

  The Wizard : Blast you. You'll be sorry for this.

  [began to chanting] 

  Aladdin : What are you doing?

  [the Wizard continues chanting and closes the lid] 

  Aladdin : Wait! Let me out of here! Hey! Hey!

  [puts down the lamp and lantern, began to pounding the lid] 

  Aladdin : Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!

  [grunts, cut to Wizard and the lid is closed] 

  Aladdin : Let me out of here! Help! Help!

  The Wizard : This should be your punishment for disobeying me, foolish boy. And to think I almost had the lamp in my hands. Ugh.

  [began to leave] 

  Aladdin : Open this!

  [cut to Aladdin continues pounding] 

  Aladdin : Don't leave me here! Let me out, let me OUT!

  [he stopped pounding, cut to the Wizard is riding back with a horse] 

• The Princess : Oh, Aladdin, my love. Where are you?

  The Wizard : Get out of my way. Well, princess. I was hoping I would have a privilege of hearing you accept my proposal of marriage. After all, your husband is dead.

  The Princess : Aladdin's what?

  The Wizard : Yes. A few moments ago, he fell out of the sky in the middle of this desert. Isn't that a pity?

  The Princess : Oh, you're lying to me. I know Aladdin isn't dead.

  The Wizard : Now, why would I lie about such a tragic thing is that? Aladdin is dead and gone. You're going to have to learn to live without him. Now then, Where do we getting married?

  The Princess : Never.

  [she walks away from the Wizard] 

• The Wizard : Good evening, Princess. Please, step right on.

  The Princess : Thank you.

• [the Wizard is riding on the horse and making Aladdin run in the desert mile] 

  The Wizard : Boy, you must run faster than that.

  Aladdin : What are you saying? We've been running for hours that we haven't stopped once.

  [panting and The Wizard's horse halted] 

  The Wizard : We'll be there soon. But, that give you the energy to run faster.

  Aladdin : Please, let me rest for a while.

  The Wizard : No, we must hurry.

  Aladdin : But, I can't run anymore.

  The Wizard : I chose you, because I thought you were a boy of spirit. Prove it to me.

  [continues to ride the horse and Aladdin is panting, running] 

• The Wizard : [to Aladdin, sits down]  Aladdin, what are you doing?

  [Aladdin groaning] 

  The Wizard : What is the matter with you, you stupid boy?

  [goes to Aladdin] 

  Aladdin : Are you a magician, master?

  The Wizard : [grabbing Aladdin]  That is any of your business. I don't like foolish boys who waste my time asking silly questions.

  [getting the lantern from the horse and gives it to him] 

  The Wizard : Now, it's time for you to perform the service I require. There's an old lamp that I needed and I want you to go into the cave and get it.

  Aladdin : A lamp?

  The Wizard : Yes, a lamp.

  [grabs Aladdin] 

  The Wizard : Get going. I've been searching for this lamp a long time, and finally learn that it lies within this cave.

  Aladdin : Well, then why don't you just go down there and get it yourself?

  The Wizard : If that were possible, you idiot, I wouldn't have brought you here. Wizards like myself are forbidden to enter this cave. So, I chose you to go for me. Now, there's the entrance. Get going.

  [shoves Aladdin to the cave. The Wizard goes to him, shoves his shoulder] 

  The Wizard : Stand back.

  [He began to chanting, opens the top of the lid, Aladdin gasps, lands the lid on the floor and turns to Aladdin] 

  The Wizard : All right, go down in there.

  Aladdin : But, I...

  The Wizard : You're trying my patience, boy.

  [sees the magic ring of his finger] 

  The Wizard : This might help.

  [taking the ring off of his finger and throws it to him] 

  The Wizard : Take this with you.

  Aladdin : What am I supposed to do with this?

  The Wizard : It's a magic ring. It will guard you from danger and protect you from evil.

  Aladdin : This little ring?

  The Wizard : Yes. Put it on, boy, and go into the cave.

  Aladdin : [puts on the magic ring on his finger]  Uh... I'm going.

  [goes into the cave] 

  The Wizard : You'll find the lamp in the hall of thousand lights. It's the one that's old and dirty, and don't waste time browsing.

• The Wizard : So you're still alive, you young jackal? But, the battle's not over. You'll get away.

• [the Wizard sees that Aladdin's palace has been created by the genie at night] 

  The Wizard : [rubs the magic lamp]  Slave of the lamp, I summon you.

  [the magic lamp light appeared, gasps and smoke comes out of the lamp and it appears] 

  The Genie of the Lamp : I am the slave of the lamp. What is it you desire, master?

  The Wizard : You just finished making this magnificent palace for prince Aladdin. I want you to take it to my home in Africa, now.

  The Genie of the Lamp : I hear and I obey.

  [began to grow size three times. He takes Aladdin's palace and travels to his home in Africa] 

• The Wizard : My life is a constant trial. All the magic of this wonderful lamp cannot change this girl's minded make her love me.

  [stands up, the raven cawing, turns to him and closes the book] 

  The Wizard : Oh, shut up.

  [throws and hits raven with a book] 

• [Aladdin and the Princess climbing up the rope. He looks down and the Wizard notices him] 

  The Wizard : You fools! Don't you know you can't get away?

  [begins to jump and climbs up. Suddenly, the rope began to break] 

  The Princess : [notices that the rope is break, gasps]  Look out, the rope is breaking!

  [Aladdin began to climb up properly over the broken rope. The desert mouse began to biting the rope, it breaks] 

  The Wizard : [notices that the mouse is eating the rope]  Ah, what are you doing? You little pest, stop it! I'll get you for this!

  [the mouse continues to break the rope and it snapped. The rope falls down and he yells] 

  The Wizard : NO!