Skipped Parts (2000)
Jennifer Jason Leigh: Lydia Callahan
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Quotes
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Sam Callahan : Will you explain to me about women?
Lydia Callahan : Women are right, men are wrong, and that's all you need to know.
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Lydia Callahan : [calling out] Hank, honey, what's that Indian thing you're making?
Hank Elkrunner : [entering with two heaping plates] Macaroni and Cheese!
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Lydia Callahan : Well, fuck me silly. Do I look like a housewife to you?
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Lydia Callahan : If you sleep with a girl and afterwards she likes you as a friend, then she's always gonna like you as a friend and she's never gonna like you as a lover, and there ain't nothing in this Hell-bitch world you can do about it.
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Dot : The guys paid a dollars apiece to find out if you're single.
Lydia Callahan : Tell the guys I have five husbands, each one rich, mean and jealous. I'll be rotatin' them through on a weekly basis.
Dot : That line will be all over the valley by breakfast.
Lydia Callahan : Oh, just tell 'em I own a rifle.
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Sam Callahan : You're licking the mirror.
Lydia Callahan : I'm makin' contact.
Sam Callahan : With who?
Lydia Callahan : Myself.
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Lydia Callahan : I'm your squaw, damn it!
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Sam Callahan : Now that Maurey and I have done it, will she like me?
Lydia Callahan : Maurey will always have a warm spot in her heart whenever she thinks about you.
Sam Callahan : But she says we're just friends.
Lydia Callahan : Well, you're lucky. That way you can have the fun of love without the heartbreak.
Sam Callahan : But what if I like her and get my heart broke anyway?
Lydia Callahan : Then you're a sucker.
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Sam Callahan : [about Hank] So, we gonna keep him?
Lydia Callahan : Don't be ridiculous. He's not a sweater.
Sam Callahan : I never said he was.
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Lydia Callahan : The timed mastery of a horse is nothing more than competitive sex, proof that man can subjugate anythin' wild and beautiful once he gets it between his legs.
Delores : What gets me is they want a belt buckle for lastin' eight seconds.
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Lydia Callahan : At your age, sex is something you run around and hide.
Sam Callahan : Why?
Lydia Callahan : Well, society'd fall apart if people were honest about screwin'.
