Lakeboat (2000)

Robert Forster: Joe Pitko

Quotes 

• Stan : Boy, was I drunk last night.

  Joe Pitko : I'm *still* drunk.

  Stan : That wine. You drink wine, it dehydrates you. When you drink water the next morning, it activates the alcohol.

  Joe Pitko : I'm so hung over I can't see.

  Stan : Can't see? I can't even talk.

  Joe Pitko : I can't even fuckin' think straight.

  Stan : You couldn't think straight *last night*.

  Joe Pitko : I was drunk last night.

  Stan : You're *still* drunk.

  Joe Pitko : Yeah.

• Fred : It's getting expensive just to live.

  Joe Pitko : Sure as shit.

  Fred : Just to buy a pack of Camels, it's getting so you have to go to the fucking bank. Used to be 26 cents a pack in Indiana.

  Joe Pitko : I remember when it was 17 cents in Tennessee.

  Fred : You're not from there.

  Joe Pitko : Ah, we used to go there. Wish I never got started. I used to buy them from my old man. He used to say "Hey, if you're gonna smoke, don't hide it. Smoke in my presence."

  Fred : So did you?

  Joe Pitko : Christ, no, he would've kicked the shit out of me.

  Fred : It's too fucking expensive. You never should have got started. Fuck!

  Joe Pitko : It's going up.

  Fred : When's it gonna stop, I swear to god I don't know. We'll all be selling syphilitic fucking apples to each other on a street corner.

• Joe Pitko : I knew a guy who ate a chair, just because nobody stopped him.