- Gavin: [after using his giant Hummer to run over some guy's car] This section of the lot is for Huns only, enema head.
- Mr. Chauncey: [after exchange student Katarina explains she is from Romania to the class] Thank you, Katarina. By the way, St. George is in the province of Transylvania, whose main export, other than the Dracula myth, is chocolate. My personal favorite is the cherry filled chocolate crucifixes at Eastertime.
- Sales Girl: [ringing up Danielle's skimpy underwear] Do you need socks or a belt with this?
- Danielle: It's underwear, bitch.
- Mr. Chauncey: [looking for his car in a parking garage] Where the hell is my car?
- [confused]
- Mr. Chauncey: Did I even drive here?