Best in Show (2000)
Parker Posey: Meg Swan
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Quotes
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Meg Swan : We met at Starbucks. Not at the same Starbucks but we saw each other at different Starbucks across the street from each other.
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Meg Swan : No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.
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Hamilton Swan : I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.
Meg Swan : That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.
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Meg Swan : [Meg and Hamilton are talking about how they met at Starbucks] One day Hamilton gathered his courage and approached me...
Hamilton Swan : I remember, I was drinking a grande espresso.
Meg Swan : I know, and I remember I thought that was really sexy. I was drinking capuccinos... then I switched over to lattes... now it's double espresso macchiato...
Hamilton Swan : These days I'm a big chai tea/soymilk kind of guy.
Meg Swan : [gravely] Because of the lactose. You're lactose-intolerant now.
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Meg Swan : I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have!
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Hamilton Swan : Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan : Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan : Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.
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Meg Swan : We are *so* lucky. We are *so* lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.
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Hotel Manager : Have you tried looking under the bed?
Meg Swan : Of course I've looked under the bed, of course I've looked under the bed. That's where you look when you lose things.
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[after the hotel manager suggests going to the pet store to get a new toy for Beatrice]
Meg Swan : What are you a wizard? A genius? Why didn't you tell me that before?
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Meg Swan : Thanks a lot, you stupid hotel manager!
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Meg Swan : This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.
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Meg Swan : Oh, God! She's not even responding to the toy!
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[Yelling at the hotel maid]
Meg Swan : I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!
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Hamilton Swan : I'm now a big old tchai tea latte soy milk kind of guy.
Meg Swan : Mmm. Soy. Because of the lactose. You're lactose intolerant now.