Lucky Numbers (2000)

Michael Weston: Larry

Quotes 

• Larry : Remember I told you about my brother's car, the one that got in a wreck?

  Russ : For the sake of expediency, I am going to say yes.

• Larry : Look Russ, remember I told you about my cousin's stepdad? The one with the roadside fun park in Colorado.

  Russ : Well, if you did, my brain immediately purged it.

• Larry : No man becomes wise without stepping on the soil of fools.

  Russ : Right. Right! But I never claimed to be a... that's good. Where did you get that? Is that from the bible?

  Larry : No, actually it's from this play I wrote in eight grade about Evel Knievel.

• Larry : [sirens wailing]  Don't say a word without a lawyer, even if they beat the crap out of you. Stay strong.

  Russ : Not tonight, nobody's beating the crap outta me.