Three Men in a Tub (1938)

George 'Spanky' McFarland: Spanky

Quotes 

• Spanky : Say, Alfalfa, quit worryin' about Darla. We'll have a better time without her.

  Alfalfa : I'm not worried, I'm *mad.*

  Spanky : Maybe she won't come to the picnic.

  Porky : Maybe.

  Alfalfa : That's just why I'm mad. Every time I wanna take her out, she's always gotta stay home and take care of the baby. It's enough to ruin a man's appetite.

  Porky : Yeah.

• Alfalfa : [he sees Darla on the lake, riding in a motorboat with Waldo]  After all I've done for her, she let me down for a man with a yacht. A speed man. Ohhhhh.

  Spanky : Don't let it get ya, pal. You'll win her back.

  Alfalfa : [on the verge of tears]  Do ya think so?

  Spanky : Sure, it's a cinch.

  Alfalfa : How?

  Spanky : I tell ya. You give that guy some, uh, com-, com-, competition.

  Alfalfa : [suddenly incensed]  Why, I wouldn't give that guy anything!