Born Romantic (2000)

Ian Hart: Second Cab Driver

Quotes 

• First Cab Driver : What's a misogynist?

  Second Cab Driver : You.

  First Cab Driver : I know that, but what does it mean?

• Second Cab Driver : So, when a woman says to you 'What a beautiful cock', she's lying. And who's she lying to? Herself. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you do have a beautiful cock. I can't say. But I suspect it looks something like mine. And I know mine's no oil painting.