Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (1999 Video)
Bill Farmer: Goofy, Pluto
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Quotes
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Goofy : [gets electricuted by the Christmas tree's lights] That'll put the Spirit of Chrismtas in ya!
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Young Max Goof : Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?
Goofy : Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin' over roller skates.
Young Max Goof : That means Santa would have to make, like, 800 visits a second, not including bathroom breaks.
Goofy : Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.
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Goofy : [covered with baking powder] It looks like we're going to have a white Christmas after all!
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Goofy : [with his head inside a turkey] Mmm, chestnuts.
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Goofy : Why, looky here. It's your ol' stuffed bear. 'Member what you named him?
Young Max Goof : Old Stuffed Bear.
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Goofy : [to Max thinking he's Santa Claus] You sure do look a lot shorter than you do in your pictures... and slimmer too.
Young Max Goof : [imitating Santa] Oh, you know. Camera adds 50 pounds.
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Goofy : We should slow down before we break the sound barrier!
Young Max Goof : What?
Goofy : We're heading straight for the mall!
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Young Max Goof : Low bridge!
Goofy : Really? Where?
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Goofy : Of course there's a Santy. Otherwise, we'd have a lot of jobless elves running around.
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Goofy : Why, even a broken clock's right two or three times a day, and this time, I'm right!
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Goofy : [Writing a letter to Santa] Hmm. Let's see now. Oh! How about one of them snazzy electrical recliners?
Young Max Goof : Y-Yeah, Dad. Whatever.
Goofy : Oh. Don't want to turn into some highfalutin fancy-pants.
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Goofy : Pardon me, ma'am! Didn't mean to get fresh!
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Young Max Goof : Hey, Dad? Santa didn't forget your present, did he?
Goofy : Every year, I always ask for the same thing, and every year, I get it.
Young Max Goof : Really? What's that?
Goofy : Your happiness.
Young Max Goof : Uh-oh.
Goofy : What is it, Max?
Young Max Goof : I got the same thing from you.
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Goofy : [singing while writing letter to Santa] Hark, the hairy angels sing! Come on, Maxie! At least hum a few bars!
Young Max Goof : Dad! Hurry up!
Goofy : [continues singing] Deck the walls with cows and collies! Fa la-la la la, la-la la la!