I usually try and I mean try and write a fair review of low budget horror movies, because of production issues, talent available and script writing.
But this movie is just AWFUL.
Even 4x fast forward doesn't help the viewer.
Let's make a stew...awful tiresome script, some pretty bland actors and actresses, (friends maybe of director), the most boring direction ever seen in mo pix history...look up bland white bread direction.. the reference is Bloody Murder. See what happens when you make cheap video products available to the general public...
Plot: Early adults go to summer camp, a killer lurks around, Sheriff comes late to help..minimal action scenes, no nudity, no cleavage, no tight shorts or skirts..hmmmm.
This must be one of those 'let's make a movie this weekend' type of deals.
Some think this movie is a spoof. HINT: A spoof has to be funny. See Scary Movie (all of them). This movie had no chuckles, no terror, and no interest in seeing the plot advance forward.
A waste of digital pixels or film if that was used. You know this was shot in a weekend and then a pizza/beer party afterwards.
Was this a calling card for the director? A calling card to work in a pizza joint. Check out any youtube video, it will be more entertaining.
But this movie is just AWFUL.
Even 4x fast forward doesn't help the viewer.
Let's make a stew...awful tiresome script, some pretty bland actors and actresses, (friends maybe of director), the most boring direction ever seen in mo pix history...look up bland white bread direction.. the reference is Bloody Murder. See what happens when you make cheap video products available to the general public...
Plot: Early adults go to summer camp, a killer lurks around, Sheriff comes late to help..minimal action scenes, no nudity, no cleavage, no tight shorts or skirts..hmmmm.
This must be one of those 'let's make a movie this weekend' type of deals.
Some think this movie is a spoof. HINT: A spoof has to be funny. See Scary Movie (all of them). This movie had no chuckles, no terror, and no interest in seeing the plot advance forward.
A waste of digital pixels or film if that was used. You know this was shot in a weekend and then a pizza/beer party afterwards.
Was this a calling card for the director? A calling card to work in a pizza joint. Check out any youtube video, it will be more entertaining.