Kill Me Later (2001)

Selma Blair: Shawn Holloway

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Quotes 

• Charlie Anders : You shouldn't smoke, you know, it'll kill ya.

  Shawn Holloway : You're kidding, right?

  Charlie Anders : Sorry.

• Shawn Holloway : You wanna know my dream? It's a beautiful dream; to be cremated.

• Shawn Holloway : What's going on is there really some nut on the roof holding a hostage?

  Elevator Cop : Yes ma'am, but don't you worry, we'll get him.

  Shawn Holloway : What are you gonna do once you get him are you gonna shoot him?

  Elevator Cop : We'll hopefully he will have the good sense to give himself up before it comes to that.

  Shawn Holloway : Well if he had any GOOD sense he wouldn't be robbing a bank in the first place... Don't you think?

• Shawn Holloway : So is this the big plan or what?

• Shawn Holloway : Get up. It's morning.

  Mathew Richmond : My God! Why didn't you tell me?

  Shawn Holloway : I thought I just did.

• Bank Customer : We don't qualify, do we? I knew it!

  Bank Customer : Honey, be quiet. She hasn't said anything yet.

  Shawn Holloway : No, you qualify.

  Bank Customer : I knew it!

  Shawn Holloway : Technically.

  Bank Customer : Technically? What does that mean?

  Shawn Holloway : It means, on paper, that you qualify for this home loan.

  Bank Customer : But, you're not giving it to us. I knew it!

  Shawn Holloway : No, all I'm saying is that I want you to fully consider what you're getting yourselves into. For instance, this is your first child, right?

  [the wife smiles proudly and nods] 

  Shawn Holloway : Do you have any idea how much it costs to put one child through college these days?

  Bank Customer : H-he's not even born yet.

  Shawn Holloway : By my calculations, with your current salary and your future earning potential, you'd never be able to save enough money to put one kid through college, much less two. What if the kid needs braces? What if he has a learning disability and needs private tutoring? What if he does something stupid, gets arrested, and you need to hire an attorney? What if you get divorced? Then we're talking about two households here. I just want to make sure you consider all the possibilities before you take on a debt this huge.

  Bank Customer : Oh, umm... maybe she's right honey. I mean, we haven't really thought this through. Let's go.

  Bank Customer : But she said we qualified for the loan.

  Bank Customer : There are too many 'what ifs.' I knew we couldn't do this.

  Bank Customer : [to Shawn]  What kind of a miserable person are you, anyway?

• Charlie Anders : Listen, if you weren't standing up on the roof like a signpost, we wouldn't be in this shit. My mate's been shot. He could be dead. You're a fucking menace, right? I should really kill you.

  Shawn Holloway : You're right. Well, come on. I haven't got all day.

• Charlie Anders : We're gonna have to jump.

  Shawn Holloway : I feel sick.

  Charlie Anders : We'll have sharpshooters around us any minute now.

  Shawn Holloway : I'm not jumping.

  Charlie Anders : Hold on. Just a minute ago, you were gonna jump thirteen floors. What's the difference?

  Shawn Holloway : Well, that's different. Then I was gonna die for sure. Now I'm probably just gonna break my neck or my legs, and become a quadriplegic, and then what if...

  Charlie Anders : What if you? What if you? What if you? What if you actually make it, and we get away from here? Jesus, are you always such a downer? No wonder you want to kill yourself.

• Shawn Holloway : You made a deal!

  Charlie Anders : So sue me. I'm a thief.