Six Feet Under (2001–2005)
Michelle Trachtenberg: Celeste
Quotes
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Celeste : You ever been with a woman?
Officer Keith Charles : Of course.
Celeste : I don't get fucked in the ass.
Officer Keith Charles : That makes one of us.
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Celeste : [on the phone] Fine, I'll do the crappy Kids Choice Awards, but I'm not presenting with Hilary fucking Duff.
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Celeste : Creepy Colin Farrell just left me another creepy message; can't we do something about that, y'know legally?