- Spin Evans: The world is finally safe from Spin Evans. I'm just a lame freak anyway.
- Jordan: Oh, Spin... you're just a boy who, like most boys, doesn't look before he leaps. Unlike Master Martin who does nothing but look.
- Spin Evans: In here.
- Marty Markham: Are you nuts? You don't hide from a killer in a coffin!
- Spin Evans: How would you know?
- Marty Markham: It's too obvious!
- Spin Evans: It's the last place he'd look!
- Marty Markham: Spin, he's a mortician!
- [Inside the coffin.]
- Marty Markham: Where's he taking us?
- Spin Evans: To the end.
- Marty Markham: Of what?
- Spin Evans: Of us.
- Jack Hulka: You know, you boys would have been fine, perfectly safe, maybe in school... if you had just left me alone. I didn't want to bother you, but you felt compelled to bother me... and now you're on your way to an oven. Now, that's entertainment.
- Veronica Hulka: Martin, stay back, it's too dangerous... on... on second thought... get me out of here!
- Spin Evans: This must be where he embalms them.
- Marty Markham: I think I'm going to throw up.
- Spin Evans: Let's find Mrs. Hulka first.
- Spin Evans: What's going on?
- Marty Markham: He killed her!
- Jack Hulka: I killed who?
- Marty Markham: Your wife!
- Jack Hulka: I did?
- Marty Markham: Mrs. Hulka, where is she?
- Jack Hulka: She's not here.
- Marty Markham: She's not here because she's dead!
- Butcher: See that sign? Either you come up with an adult in three seconds... or I'll personally introduce you to the fine art of butchering!
- Marty Markham: I quit! I'm out! I can't be running around, bashing bad guys in the head with garbage cans!
- Marty Markham: First of all, you don't just take my stuff. Second of all, you need to plant the transmitter... not the receiver.