Gypsy 83 (2001)
Birkett Turton: Clive Webb
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Quotes
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Clive : I don't think I ever want to have sex.
Gypsy : Mm-hmm
Clive : I'm serious.
Gypsy : Ok.
Clive : I just want someone to kiss, with big, soft, delicious lips. He'd have to smother me in old-school romance. I mean, candles and incense, Moët and Chandon, but only in a deserted castle in the south of France.
Gypsy : [releases pent-up laughter] Oh my god. You are so much more of a girl than I am.
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Woman : Excuese me. May I ask you a question? Do you think it's appropriate to dance in a graveyard?
Clive : Don't you think that we should dance while we can?
Woman : I think you should have more respect for the dead and especially for yourself.
Gypsy : Excuse me?
Woman : I didn't want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty girl, but that
[points at Gypsy's cleavage bearing ensemble]
Woman : would be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your size.
Gypsy : Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful. Haven't you heard? And for the record, I don't give a flying fuck or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. You're dismissed.
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Clive : Sex just seems so... messy.
Gypsy : Oh, no, no. Sex can be awesome. Not that I would remember, but...
Clive : Maybe you and I should try.
Gypsy : Yeah, well, I think I'm past my wayward-sex fag-hag test-fuck phase... but thanks for the offer. It's just "been there, done that."
Clive : At least I'd know for sure.
Gypsy : Honey, you're a queer, with a capital "Q."
Clive : Ok, you know what? Some of us don't care to be defined by our sexuality.
Gypsy : Ok, sorry. Can I ask you a question?
Clive : What?
Gypsy : Are you gay?
Clive : Yes! But I don't have anything in common with those people. I mean, like I give a rat's ass about Judy Garland or... Stonewall!
[Gypsy laughs]
Clive : Being queer is a very small part of me.
Gypsy : Yeah, whatever.