Fri, May 11, 1979
In this re-boot of "You Can't Do That on Television", Christine, to prove Ross wrong when he insists kids can't make a prime-time TV show, keeps attempting to tape the intro, but gets interrupted each time. Meanwhile, auditions are held to find additional kids to be on the show. Jono and Kevin fight over it, as the show only needs one fourteen-year-old boy. A mother (Ruth Buzzi) pushes her reluctant, spoiled son, Kevin Schenk III, into auditioning over and over again. Marc tries to get a date with Moose (Christine).
Mon, Sep 17, 1979
Kevin and Jono help Marc ask Christine out on a delightful date. Meanwhile, Kevin Somers is tricked by Ross into paying dues to two unions: D.E.V.I.L. and M.A.F.I.A.
Mon, Sep 24, 1979
After receiving one piece of unstamped fan mail, Kevin brags to Jono about it, and even gets Marc to reply to it for him, because "Us stars are too busy". His ego is eventually crushed when Ross brings in a huge bag of fan mail - all for Jono.
Mon, Oct 1, 1979
Christine and the cast begins to use Old English words in normal conversation. Also, the show's new drama coach is really sexy.
Sun, Oct 7, 1979
After the CTV network president fires Mr. Dime from the show, he puts Rodney in charge of production. Rodney, of course, abuses his new authority and fires everyone else on the show.
Mon, Oct 15, 1979
Ross, in a scam to make money, sells a "lucky" rabbits foot to Kevin, who tricks Rodney into buying it for one dollar. Rodney and Jono then sell it back to Kevin, after making him believe it is lucky. Meanwhile, Lisa keeps trying to get Rodney slimed. This always results in her getting it instead.
Mon, Oct 22, 1979
Ross and Miss Time keep bothering Christine about her introductions. They are worried about the intros' compatibility for re-runs. The cast and crew confuse each other about whether or not the show is a rerun.
Dec 1979
Kevin Sommers is kidnapped after arriving late due to unreliable public transit.
Mon, Feb 11, 1980
Christine gives Lisa advice on how to woo Rodney. Meanwhile, Kevin is hired by Mr. Dime to be a rock star and wants to play a song on the show. Due to Whatever Turns You On's budget, they can't afford to pay him extra money for this, so he has to sing for free.
Feb 1980
Nickleson Dime turns the show into an educational program for children to get a $1,500,000 grant from the Killjoy Foundation.