American Pie 2 (2001)
Chris Klein: Oz
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Quotes
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Stifler : You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
Oz : Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do count.
Stifler : Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
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Jim : You got laid in an art museum?
Finch : The Met. Oh, and the Guggenheim with Francesca.
Jim : The Guggenheim?
Finch : And then my Social Psyche professor in Baskin-Robbins.
Jim : Alright, enough Finch.
Finch : But, I'll tell you none of these women even compares to...
Jim , Oz , Kevin : Stifler's mom!
Finch : Stifler's mom is a goddess.