- [Scott tries to pick up a girl in a disco]
- Scott Fields: Er, you don't happen to know how much polar bears weight?
- Unknown Girl on the dance-floor -looks belwildered: Polar bears?
- Scott Fields: Polar bears!
- Unknown Girl on the dance-floor: No.
- Scott Fields: Neither do I, but it breaks the ice.
- [Scott chatting up Allison and Debbie in a disco]
- Scott Fields: Debbie? That's an amazing coincidence. That was my grandfather's name.
- Debbie - surprised: Your grandfather's name?
- Scott Fields: Yes, yes, General Debbie they called him. During the Upper Congo War, yes.
- [Scott trying to impress Allison and Debbie in a taxi-cab, later]
- Scott Fields: See over there, where the Texaco garage is? My grandfather's castle used to be there.
- [ALLISON and DEBBIE laugh.]
- Debbie: What?
- Scott Field: They shipped it brick by brick from Ozynekimaka,near Tokyo. Yeah, they paid half a Million Pounds for that. Of course, I'm lying throu' my teeth.
- Allison: Of course, of course.
- Scott Fields: Talking of which, that reminds me of the time I met Bill Clinton sometime at the mother's union annual meeting.
- [DEBBIE looks impressed. ALLISON looks out of the window in disbelief]
- Debbie: You met Bill Clinton?
- Scott Fields: Yes, he said to me: "Scott", he said, "that suit is terrible. If I see you in that again I'm gonna kill you". I said: "the day you kill me is the day I die."
- [They all laugh.]
- Scott Fields: That was terrible but what can you do?