Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001 Video)

Jason Connery: Professor Joel Barash

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• Professor Joel Barash : [sees the Djinn for the first time]  Oh, Jesus!

  The Djinn : Not even close!

• Diana Collins : [opened the box and freed the fire opal]  I pressed it, and open sesame. Well, I mean I'm sure you would've figured that out in seconds.

  Professor Joel Barash : No, no. Don't... don't minimize your accomplishments, Diana. You, you're my best student, and-and this, this is... this is a remarkable discovery.

  Diana Collins : Thank you.

  Professor Joel Barash : Well, you know what? I think... I think this is a case for celebration. Have you had dinner?

  Diana Collins : Actually, no, but...

  Professor Joel Barash : Excellent! I'll pop open a vintage chardonnay and we can decipher these inscriptions. And... and maybe you can tell me a little about yourself. Beyond academia, of course, like... We spend so much time together, and the truth is, I hardly know you, Diana.

  Diana Collins : I'm sorry, professor, I...

  Professor Joel Barash : Oh, no.

  Diana Collins : I have plans. I'm really sorry.

  Professor Joel Barash : Oh, I see... No.

  Diana Collins : Um, you know, if I could change them, I... In any case, I don't think my boyfriend would understand.

  Professor Joel Barash : I don't appreciate your insinuation, Diana.

  Diana Collins : Oh, no, I didn't mean it like... I mean, um... Good night, professor.

• Diana Collins : I wish to invoke the spirit of the angel Michael to help me stop you.

  Professor Joel Barash : Clever girl.

• Greg Janson : Hello, professor. What are you doing up here?

  Professor Joel Barash : Social call.

  Greg Janson : Anyone I know?

  Professor Joel Barash : Intimately.

  Greg Janson : Look, professor, whether you're aware of it or not, Di's dealing with some pretty heavy issues right now. I know she doesn't need you adding to them.

  Professor Joel Barash : What I know, young man, would make you insane.

  Greg Janson : I trust my girlfriend, professor.

  Professor Joel Barash : Do you, indeed?

  Greg Janson : Implicitly.

  Professor Joel Barash : I see. Well, certainly, I want what's best for Diana too, and if you wish it, I will leave you in peace.

  Greg Janson : I thank you.

  Professor Joel Barash : [Reveals his true face then grabs Greg]  Tell her... three wishes. Otherwise the souls closest to her will perish... Horribly.

  [releases Greg who runs away] 

  Professor Joel Barash : Run and tell, little boy.

• The Djinn : Where is my waker?

  Professor Joel Barash : If you are real, I... I can't answer that.

  The Djinn : A learned man. One who knows of me. I am honored.

• The Djinn : Where is my waker?

  Professor Joel Barash : I... I don't... I don't... I don't know exactly. I swear to you.

  The Djinn : As you wish!

  [about to leave] 

  Professor Joel Barash : Please! Just... just give me a chance.

  The Djinn : [turns around and approaches Professor Joel Barash]  Wish, please.

  Professor Joel Barash : And if I do?

  The Djinn : Then your indiscretions shall remain our secret.

  Professor Joel Barash : I wish... For the most beau... No. I wish for the two women whom I find to be the most beautiful in the world to be in love with me and to be right here at this very moment.

  The Djinn : Done!

• The Djinn : I can help you.

  Professor Joel Barash : I don't need help.

  The Djinn : Come now, professor, you reek of loneliness from your every pore. End your misery forever. Any woman, true perfect love for all eternity. Surely a man of your erudition can properly couch such a wish.