Road to Perdition (2002)

Lara Phillips: Ruby the Waitress

Quotes 

• Maguire : Slow night, huh?

  Ruby the Waitress : You kidding? This is busy. What can I get you?

  Maguire : You got a special?

  Ruby the Waitress : Everything's special.

  Maguire : Is that so?

  Ruby the Waitress : Everything except the food.

  Maguire : "Everything except the food"? You oughta be on the stage.

  Ruby the Waitress : Don't I know it.