Tinta roja (2000)

Giovanni Ciccia: Alfonso

Quotes 

• Alfonso : ...so now what, you want to write a chronicle about abandoned children uh, about motherfuckin' fathers!

• Alfonso : What about the erect penis?

  Faundez : You are a pain, damn it! How you gonna cut a dick that's dead?

  Alfonso : Well, maybe.

  Faundez : Maybe. Can I write now, or are you gonna bother me with your gay talk?

• Alfonso : Can I come wearing jeans?

  Ortega : You can come in your bare ass if you want to.

• Faundez : And by the way, when was the last time you dip wet your weasel?

  Alfonso : I beg your pardon?

  Faundez : When was the last time you had a quick one?

• Valeria : Let's dance, this one is good.

  Alfonso : Later.

  Valeria : Later on I won't wanna dance. I would like to do some "little things".