Scooby-Doo (2002)

Matthew Lillard: Shaggy

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Quotes 

• Mary Jane : I'm Mary Jane.

  Shaggy : Like, that's my favorite name.

• Shaggy : [in Daphne's body]  Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?

• [Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements] 

  Shaggy : Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.

• Shaggy : Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

  Scooby Doo : Mmm-mm.

  Shaggy : That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

  Velma : You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.

  Shaggy : Thanks.

  Velma : I quit!

  Shaggy : NO!

  Daphne : No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!

  Fred : Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!

  Velma : I'm outta here!

  Daphne : Good riddance.

  Shaggy : Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.

  Scooby Doo : Do I quit?

  Shaggy : No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

• Shaggy : Who's your best buddy?

  Scooby Doo : Raggy.

  Shaggy : That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?

  Scooby Doo : Rooby Doo.

• [trapped in hot dogs] 

  Scooby Doo : What do we do?

  Shaggy : Do what we do best Scoob, eat.

  [Scooby bites one] 

  Scooby Doo : It's plastic.

  Shaggy : What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.

  Scooby Doo : So do you.

• Fred : Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.

  Shaggy : Fred.

  Fred : Yo. What up, dawg?

  [to Scooby] 

  Fred : And, uh... dog?

  Scooby Doo : Keepin' it real.

• Shaggy : Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.

• Shaggy : Hey buddy.

  Fred : Shaggy... listen man, someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man, talk me down.

  Shaggy : Fred, you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.

  Fred : I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here, I mean.

• Island Emissary : My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.

  Shaggy : Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.

  Scooby Doo : Ror rydrocoronic.

  Shaggy : Right,or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

• Velma : Daphne? Are you okay?

  Daphne : I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.

  Fred : Uh, where's Shagster?

  Shaggy : Like, I'm right here, man.

  Scooby Doo : Me too.

  Shaggy : Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.

  Scooby Doo : Yeah.

  [laughs] 

• Fred : Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?

  Shaggy : [nods, pauses]  No.

• Shaggy : Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.

  Scrappy Doo : And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...

  [door closes] 

• [Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat] 

  Daphne : Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.

  Shaggy : Like how?

  Daphne : I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.

  Shaggy : Sorry.

  [releases Daphne's protoplasm] 

• Scooby Doo : Raggy, you're rhipped.

  Shaggy : I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?

  Scooby Doo : Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop!

  Shaggy : No, Scooby-Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!

• Scooby Doo : Why's Fred in a bad mood?

  Shaggy : He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.

• Shaggy : Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.

  Scooby Doo : Me? That's you.

  Shaggy : Oh right it's me, sorry.

• Shaggy : Scooby-Doo, where are you?

• Shaggy : Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden or creepy in the name.

• Daphne : Hey, I'm me again.

  Velma : [in Fred's body]  Yippee for you.

  Shaggy : [as Velma]  Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

• [Talking to Scooby Doo] 

  Shaggy : The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.

• [Being chased by monsters] 

  Shaggy : This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.

• Shaggy : Zoinks! them peppers is like hot!

• Fred : I'm me!

  Daphne : I'm back.

  Shaggy : Like, me too.

  Velma : Told you so.

• Fred : [from trailer]  You had best get your smack on smack off. You know what I'm sayin', G?

  Shaggy : No.

• Shaggy : Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume.

• Shaggy : [to Daphne]  Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.

  Daphne : And why not?

  Shaggy : Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, suits of armor that you think is a statue but there's a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around.

• Scooby Doo : Thank you. Thank you. Hello, thank you. Thank you. Shaggy?

  Shaggy : Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here.

  Scooby Doo : I'm a sacrifice. Hello.

  Shaggy : A sacrifice? Dude that's not a good thing Scoob. I'm sorry i yelled at you buddy. And i'm really sorry i haven't been a very good friend since we got here. But you gotta trust me now.

  Scooby Doo : You don't trust me!

  Shaggy : I do trust you Scoob. Now, look. Who's your best buddy?

  Scooby Doo : Shaggy.

  Shaggy : Right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?

  Scooby Doo : Scooby Doo?

  Shaggy : That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like to trippy peas in a far out pod man.

• Shaggy : [Scooby-Doo and Shaggy have stumbled upon a television studio inside the castle and are wandering around for clues]  Jelly beans...

  [Scooby belches] 

  Shaggy : I'll have whatever he's having!

  [Shaggy belches back at Scooby. Scooby then lets out a loud belch and Shaggy looks back at Scooby, thinking he's challenging him] 

  Shaggy : Are you challenging me?

  Scooby Doo : [thinking about it]  Hmm... raybe!

  [Scooby lets out a very loud and long belch. Shaggy belches twice then points to Scooby, indicating that it's his turn. Scooby then leans over and points his leg out and farts] 

  Shaggy : [points his finger up]  Pull my finger! Uh-oh! Too late!

  [Shaggy burps, warms up his arms, then prepares himself by leaning his bottom over] 

  Shaggy : You're in trouble!

  Scooby Doo : Roh, boy!

  [Shaggy farts loudly. Shaggy points his finger up loudly and resumes farting. Daphne walks in to the studio, and looks disgusted as she hears Shaggy farting. Scooby waves his paw at the smell, then looks surprised when he sees Daphne] 

  Shaggy : [resumes farting]  I'm not stopping 'til your fur's singed off!

  Scooby Doo : Raggy!

  [Shaggy resumes farting, as Scooby signals with his paws for Shaggy to stop. Shaggy is about to fart again when he notices Daphne behind him] 

  Daphne : We're here... to solve a *mystery*!

  Shaggy : [agreeing with Daphne, to Scooby]  Yeah, Scoob!

  [Scooby looks at them both, offended] 

• Shaggy : Please tell me you guys are you...

• Shaggy : Like wow!

• Shaggy : [Scooby almost gets absorbed but Shaggy saves him]  Nobody absorbs my pal!