Scooby-Doo (2002)

Freddie Prinze Jr.: Fred

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Quotes 

• Velma : I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models.

  Fred : Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

• Shaggy : Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

  Scooby Doo : Mmm-mm.

  Shaggy : That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

  Velma : You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.

  Shaggy : Thanks.

  Velma : I quit!

  Shaggy : NO!

  Daphne : No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!

  Fred : Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!

  Velma : I'm outta here!

  Daphne : Good riddance.

  Shaggy : Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.

  Scooby Doo : Do I quit?

  Shaggy : No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

• Fred : Scrappy, I told you no urinating on Daphne.

  Scrappy Doo : It was an accident!

  Fred : You were marking your territory!

• Fred : Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.

  Shaggy : Fred.

  Fred : Yo. What up, dawg?

  [to Scooby] 

  Fred : And, uh... dog?

  Scooby Doo : Keepin' it real.

• Shaggy : Hey buddy.

  Fred : Shaggy... listen man, someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man, talk me down.

  Shaggy : Fred, you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.

  Fred : I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here, I mean.

• Velma : Daphne? Are you okay?

  Daphne : I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.

  Fred : Uh, where's Shagster?

  Shaggy : Like, I'm right here, man.

  Scooby Doo : Me too.

  Shaggy : Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.

  Scooby Doo : Yeah.

  [laughs] 

• Fred : [in Daphne's body]  Hey! I can look at myself naked!

  Velma : Oh brother.

• Fred : Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?

  Shaggy : [nods, pauses]  No.

• Fred : How many times do I have to tell you? There is no such thing as ghouls, ghosts, goblins or monsters! Listen up, there is absolutely ABSOLUTELY NO SUCH THING AS...

  [monster bursts through glass behind him] 

  Fred : MONSTER!

• Fred : This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.

• Scrappy Doo : Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!

  Scooby Doo : Hey!

  Scrappy Doo : Ghosts don't stand a chance with me! Let me at em. I'll rock 'em and sock 'em.

  Fred : Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such things as ghosts!

  Scrappy Doo : Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power!

  [Urinates on Daphne] 

  Scrappy Doo : Ta-da!

  Daphne : Oh, God! He's peeing on me!

• Fred : Mr. Mononucleosis, we have hit a clue smorgasboard.

• Fred : I'm me!

  Daphne : I'm back.

  Shaggy : Like, me too.

  Velma : Told you so.

• Fred : [from trailer]  You had best get your smack on smack off. You know what I'm sayin', G?

  Shaggy : No.

• Fred : The prince's got his groove on.

• Velma : I'm gonna solve this one first.

  Fred : Not before I solve it first.

  Daphne : You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.

  Mondavarious : Well done.

• Fred : [from trailer, to Scrappy]  Did somebody spike your dog ball?