Wooly Boys (2001)
Peter Fonda: A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman
Quotes
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Mind telling me why you were sittin' buck naked on a porcuipine?
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Hank Dawson : So, where's your uglier half?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : I left him out there to deal with Martinez.
Hank Dawson : I'm gonna have to drag my ass all the way up there to investigate a double homicide?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : A man can't sit around all day drinkin' coffee.
Hank Dawson : He can sure as hell try.
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : I ain't linin' Ma Bell's pantaloons for two calls a year.
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[in a Greyhound bus station]
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : How much does it cost to ride the 'Hound to Minneapolis these days?
Verla : Why, Stoney hon', you haven't been to the Twin Cities since Dolly Parton went, criminies, went from a C cup to a triple D.
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Charles : Where's the bathroom? Or do you guys just open the door and pee?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Down the hall, hang a left.
Charles : Is there any soap?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Why? Plan to pee on your hand?
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : I don't like the way she's raising you.
Charles : Oh? How's that?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Like a frail litter runt still suckin' hind tit.
Charles : OK, I've got no idea what that means, but you can't talk to me like that.
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Charles : What's that smell?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Dirt. Wool. Grass... Life.
Charles : All I smell is shit.
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Even up the reins. Drop your heels. Turn your knees inward.
Charles : Hey, I've ridden a horse before! OK, it was "Virtual Saddle."
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Home. Quite a word.
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Shuck : You know, we ought to be thinkin' about gettin' the kid back home, Stoney. He belongs to his mama. You can't turn him into a wooly boy in two hours.
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : You can't teach nobody nothin' around here.
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Charles : So where's Hidden Springs?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : I'll know it when I see it.
Shuck : Then we're all in big trouble, 'cause the old fart forgot his glasses.
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Skeleton trees. We head north.
Charles : Skeleton trees? Bald rock, broke twig? This is how you guys get around?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : The land has scars just like people. Helps you recognize where you are.
Shuck : You gotta a better way?
Charles : Yeah! Turn left at Burger King... if you hit Taco Bell, you've gone too far.
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[repeated line]
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : If you want to curse, go outside.