Wooly Boys (2001)
Joseph Mazzello: Charles
Quotes
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Charles : You know this is just what my mom was afraid of: peer pressure. And it's coming from my grandfather.
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Charles : Where's the bathroom? Or do you guys just open the door and pee?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Down the hall, hang a left.
Charles : Is there any soap?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Why? Plan to pee on your hand?
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : I don't like the way she's raising you.
Charles : Oh? How's that?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Like a frail litter runt still suckin' hind tit.
Charles : OK, I've got no idea what that means, but you can't talk to me like that.
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Charles : What's that smell?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Dirt. Wool. Grass... Life.
Charles : All I smell is shit.
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Charles : Drinkin' under age, drivin' without a license, now vandalism. You're a bad influence, Stoney.
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Shuck : I wouldn't make a lot of noise if I was you. You don't want to alert Stoney to your leavin'.
Charles : As if he would care if I left.
Shuck : What makes you think he don't care?
Charles : I don't know... What would you call no contact for nine years?
Shuck : I'd call it bein' a man of few words.
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Even up the reins. Drop your heels. Turn your knees inward.
Charles : Hey, I've ridden a horse before! OK, it was "Virtual Saddle."
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Charles : So where's Hidden Springs?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : I'll know it when I see it.
Shuck : Then we're all in big trouble, 'cause the old fart forgot his glasses.
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A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : Skeleton trees. We head north.
Charles : Skeleton trees? Bald rock, broke twig? This is how you guys get around?
A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman : The land has scars just like people. Helps you recognize where you are.
Shuck : You gotta a better way?
Charles : Yeah! Turn left at Burger King... if you hit Taco Bell, you've gone too far.