Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

Allen Covert: Old Lady, Bus Driver, Mayor's Wife

Quotes 

• Davey : Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's Gifts. They definitely have furry underwear.

  Old Lady : [disgusted at the mayor]  You're gross.

  Mayor : Ohh...

• Davey Stone : I carved our name upon that tree...

  Jennifer : I loved him and he loved me...

  Mayor : My darling wife was once a he...

  Old Lady, Bus Driver & Mayor's Wife : [Guy with a stuble, dress, and blond wig]  But that was long ago.