Mad Dog II: The Lost Gold (1992 Video Game)
Clifford Voake: Professor
Quotes
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[the chest is opened and there are only bags of sand in it]
Professor : Dirt! This... This is what I risked my bloody life for?
Shooting Beaver : Dirt is gold- just part of the earth.
Padre : I had planned to do so much good with it. I guess I'll never get to see Rome.
Buckskin Bonnie : How 'bout Paris, Padre. Who took it?
[They all look at the Stagecoach driver]
Stagecoach Driver : Well don't look at me, my hands are clean. Mad Dog... or... maybe you should have played a better game.
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Professor : Bloody Mad Dog... he's robbing the train!
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Stagecoach Driver : Stranger, you best get out of town. Mad Dog knows you got the map.
Professor : Go my friend, you have the map and I bloody well have the way. A little traveling music, Sam!
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Professor : Gentleman, my elixir will cure you of alcoholism, lost manhood, and the common cold.
Gunman : Professor, you're a cheat and a swindler!
[pulls gun on him]
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[after blowing up a gunman]
Professor : Oooh. I think you hurt that fellow.
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Professor : Jolly good shot!
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Professor : [dying] I've dealt my last card.
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[the chest is open and there is gold inside]
Professor : I'm rich!
Stagecoach Driver : Yahoo!
Padre : I can go to Rome.
Buckskin Bonnie : Paree!