Quads! (2001–2002)

Cliff Saunders: Blazer

Quotes 

• Lefty : I need some potatoes for a vegetable ragout that I'm trying.

  Blazer : What a fag.

  Lefty : I'm not a fag. I'm educated.

  [Lefty kicks Blazer away] 

• Lefty : Here's Blazer's indecent exposure summons!

  Spalding : Blazer! How can you expose parts of your body that you don't even have?

  Blazer : I tell you it wasn't easy.

• Reilly : I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts.

  Blazer : Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts.

• Lefty : How can I put this to you in a subtle way?

  Blazer : Not on your life crippo.

  Lefty : Oh that was subtle.

• Blazer : [working in the complaints department at a store]  OO You want to return that hair piece? Good. It's terrible! It looks like a squirrel died on your head, you can spot that thing for marks!

  Complainer : I'd like to return these bedroom slippers

  [holds up a pair of squirrel slippers] 

  Blazer : Ooooh...

• Reilly : Wheres Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast.

  Blazer : I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him

  [Lefty walks in] 

  Lefty : Morning...

  Reilly : Look who isn't dead