Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Ralf Little: Jonny Keogh
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Quotes
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Jonny : I thought you kept the alcohol level in your blood too high to conceive.
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[running down the stairs]
Jonny : I heard the sound of tumbling biscuits!
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Jonny : My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari.
Janet : Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
Jonny : Oh thank fuck for that!