SG (2000–2002)
Michael Gans: Agent #1, Mr. Fish, Trey Stone, Announcer Bob, Barbara Walters, Bartender Negib, Bill Curtis, Corey Haim, Elsa Klensch, First Mate, Grandmama San, Jeffie, Joan Rivers, Johnny Nevada, Kathy Lee Gifford, Leo Mancho Grande, Madre Blanco, Margaux, Military Aid, Momma Poochisimo, Mrs. Momandpopadopolis, Mrs. Prepinghammer, Mysterious Woman, Old Giza, P.A., Peck Roidass, Roy, Sammy Davis, Jr, Tom Brokaw, Xappo Xerxes, Yuji
Quotes
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The Contessa : Why look! I have the sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles!
Agent #1 : Say that ten times fast!
Bunny von Schnickle : The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles! The sneaky Miss von Schnickle in shackles...
The Contessa : What is this, a Mel Brooks movie? Shut up Schnickle!
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Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Two letters come to mind when I think of the Marquis - S & M
Agent #1 : Oh don't worry, he's all M
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : M?
Agent #1 : Massochist... they always like to hurt themselves more than others
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Well, not in my experience.
Agent #1 : Your experience?
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Agent #1 : OK, but the major suck factor of the thing is that it's a 'stealth' object, meaning 'secret', and even Mac could see it bulging in your pants.
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : End result, you wind up looking stupid.
Agent #1 : But what's worse, the fact that it makes you look stupid or that you might actually 'be' stupid?
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Are you saying I'm stupid?
Agent #1 : I'm simply posing a question.
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Agent #1 : I'd rather be stupid.
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Explain.
Agent #1 : Well because if I just look stupid then I can still be smart enough to KNOW that I look stupid, and that, that would be a misery.
Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : That would be complete hell.
