SG (2000–2002)

Richard Register: Agent #2, Rock DeBrie, Announcer Rick, Carrie Donovan, Chad Lowe, Diana Ross, Diggs Biggerton, Divonne, Dr. Skitzoplex, Fake McName, Frank Sinatra, Gondolier, Julio Blanco, Marquis de Guy, Mr. Momandpopadopolis, Mr. Prepinghammer, Napoleon Pushkin, Nick Cage, Nick Knack, Siegfried, Tiki, Tommy Hilfiger, Xippo Xerxes

Quotes 

• Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Two letters come to mind when I think of the Marquis - S & M

  Agent #1 : Oh don't worry, he's all M

  Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : M?

  Agent #1 : Massochist... they always like to hurt themselves more than others

  Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Well, not in my experience.

  Agent #1 : Your experience?

• Agent #1 : OK, but the major suck factor of the thing is that it's a 'stealth' object, meaning 'secret', and even Mac could see it bulging in your pants.

  Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : End result, you wind up looking stupid.

  Agent #1 : But what's worse, the fact that it makes you look stupid or that you might actually 'be' stupid?

  Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Are you saying I'm stupid?

  Agent #1 : I'm simply posing a question.

• Agent #1 : I'd rather be stupid.

  Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : Explain.

  Agent #1 : Well because if I just look stupid then I can still be smart enough to KNOW that I look stupid, and that, that would be a misery.

  Agent #2, Rock Debrie, Julio Blanco, Xippo Xerxes, Tommy Hilfiger : That would be complete hell.