- Laure Ash: You know why no good deed goes unpunished? Because this world is hell and you're nothing but a fucking patsy.
- Nicolas Bardo: I'm sorry... You look so familiar. Haven't we met before, somewhere?
- Laure Ash: Only in my dreams.
- Black Tie: I thought about her every fucking second... of every fucking minute... for seven fucking years!
- Laure Ash: [re bar acquaintance Napoleon] He was gonna save me from taking a dip in the Seine.
- Nicolas Bardo: What?
- Laure Ash: *We* had big plans. I was gonna go off the bridge into his boat. Big plans!
- [imitating what people would say:]
- Laure Ash: "Oh, poor Lily! What happened to her? She must have drowned and washed out to sea." Thanks a lot.
- Laure Ash: [to Nick] Maybe Napolean and I can sail off into the sunset and you can go fuck yourself.
- French cop: The American ambassador beats his wife?
- Nicolas Bardo: Yes, that's right. And she has the face to prove it.
- Laure Ash: [whispering to the young woman in the ladies' restroom] With an ass like that, I don't think you need makeup.