National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)

Teck Holmes: Hutch

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Quotes 

• Van Wilder : What is wrong with people today?

  Hutch : [taking a hit from a bong]  It's the internet dude, it fries their brain cells.

• Hutch : I've got a plan. Let's go get fucked up.

  Van Wilder : Sounds good.

• Gwen : Is Van here?

  Hutch : He don't want to see you.

  Gwen : Excuse me?

  Hutch : Look. Why don't you just leave him alone?

  Sick Boy : Home-wrecker.

• Law Club Member : It's ridicoulous, it's preposterous, it's ludicrous... By God it's impetuous!

  Hutch : So does that mean you gonna help us?

  Law Club Member : Oh it's on!

• Taj : [Jumps up]  WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?

  Hutch : In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light.

  Taj : That's no bong... It's for my shlong.

  [Hutch starts coughing and gagging] 

  Hutch : Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump?

  [Taj nods his head] 

  Hutch : Oh damn!