WiseGirls (2002)

Mariah Carey: Raychel

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Quotes 

• [to a drunk patient who grabs her ass] 

  Raychel : A,B,C, your next time you're sober. D, there's the door.

• Raychel : [to Meg]  Now let's talk about you getting laid.

• Raychel : Gio, me and you are going dancing, right? We'll get married.

  Gio Esposito : Next wedding is you and me.

  Raychel : You and me in leather.

  Gio Esposito : In a thong.

  Raychel : Whatever you want; thong, shmong.

• Raychel : Are you high?

  Meg : High?

  Raychel : Yeah, high.

  Meg : Huh?

  Raychel : You're looking a little fucked up to me right now babe.

  Meg : Oh, no, I'm not fucked up. You see, I've been fucked up, but this is definitely not fucked up.

• Raychel : What are you on?

  Meg : What am I on? It's just two glasses of wine and a couple of valium. You want some?

  Raychel : Valium? Who the fuck takes valium anymore?

• Raychel : All right girls, the party's over.

  Kate : Bye

  [Raychel pauses and looks at Kate's pictures] 

  Kate : No, have mercy.

  Raychel : You look good in this one.

  Kate : I do?

  Raychel : Yeah, the rest you look like a fucking dyke.

• Raychel : I can't figure you out.

  Meg : Why not?

  Raychel : Cause your like shy, but you're outgoing. You're insecure but your conceited. Then some things you're totally clueless and other things you get in like two fucking seconds. So I'm confused.

  Meg : Is that supposed to be a compliment?

  Raychel : See, now you're like dissed but also flattered.

• Raychel : [hiding drugs in take-out boxes for mob customers]  Some people like cheap wine and valium. Other people like swans with zesty take-out!