The 70th Annual Academy Awards (1998 TV Special)

Billy Crystal: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Billy Crystal : Matt Damon is so young, the results in his category were tabulated by Fisher-Price Waterhouse."

• Billy Crystal : A billion people are watching tonight - except for Linda Tripp, who's taping it.

• Billy Crystal : So much has changed in the last year. Last year, the White House was complaining that there was too much sex in Hollywood...

• Billy Crystal : [When Rabbi Marvin Heir wins for his documentary film "The Long Way Home"]  What a night when your Rabbi wins an Oscar.

• Billy Crystal : Ladies and Gentlemen, the beauty who charmed the beast, the Legendary Fay Wray.

  Fay Wray : I can't believe it! How nice to be so near you, you're so good! Wonderful!

  Billy Crystal : It's great to see you!

  [Miss Wray rises from her seat] 

  Fay Wray : What do I do now, turn around?

  Billy Crystal : You can just wave to everybody!

  [rapturous applause] 

  Billy Crystal : I'm Ralph Edwards and this is your life!

  Billy Crystal : Goodie, I'm so glad my life is with you!

  Fay Wray : We've got a scoop here! It's great to have you with us as all of these great stars of 70 Years of Oscar.