Stark Raving Mad (2002)

C. Ernst Harth: Dirk

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• Dirk : Nah, I don't think so.

  Stacie : Let me in the fucking club, you piece of shit!

  Ben McGewen : What's wrong?

  Dirk : Fake I.D.

  Stacie : No, it's not.

  Ben McGewen : Sorry. You can't come in.

  Stacie : That's my real I.D. Bite me.

  Dirk : [hands Ben her I.D] 

  Ben McGewen : This doesn't look like just a dye job to me. See, you're a brunette, and this I.D.'s for a natural blonde.

  Stacie : Oh, yeah? Does this look brunette to you?

  [lifts her mini-skirt to reveal her blonde pubic hair] 

  Stacie : Huh?

  Ben McGewen : Don't be a dick, Dirk. Let her in.

• Ben McGewen : Dirk, the line's all the way down the street. How come we're not staying full?

  Dirk : We're getting a lot of fake I.D.'s. It's all like jail bait.

  Ben McGewen : So? Let 'em in, man. Let 'em all in.

  Dirk : Huh? You're kidding.

  Ben McGewen : [waving the kids in]  Come on. Okay, let's go.

  Dirk : They'll shut us down.

  Ben McGewen : [to the kids]  There you go.

  Dirk : What the hell are you doing?

  Ben McGewen : [to the kids]  Single file.

  Dirk : You no have club no more!

  Ben McGewen : [still talking to kids and ignoring Dirk's pleas]  Lots of room for ya. Get drunk. Be loud! Be really loud! Okay. All right. There you go.

  Dirk : You'll never promote a club again!

  Ben McGewen : I don't give a shit right now, man.