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(1986 Video)

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7/10
Charming and Entertaining
CoreyRuehling23 April 2022
When I was in elementary school, my friends and I preferred to spend our recess time playing imaginary games of good versus evil instead of swingsets, kickball, or whatever else we had at our disposal. And that's exactly what this feels like - one of our imagined games, but immortalized on film.

While it's most definitely cheaply made, Hawk Jones is a charming film that completely understands the material it's lampooning all while fully committing to the gimmick all-child cast. Even if most of the children clearly weren't gifted actors, their performances only helped make this film as fun as it was to watch. And judging by the blooper reel during the credits, it looked incredibly fun to make for everyone involved.

Also have to give a hand to the music - it totally outshines many other similar low-budget films of the era.
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4/10
Fun!
BandSAboutMovies22 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Bugsy Malone is one of the strangest movies you'll find, Sir Alan Parker's gangster musical that stars Scott Baio, Jodie Foster and an all-child cast. Hawk Jones does that and goes beyond, with an all-child cast from Moline, Illinois shot on video and instead imitating the days of Dillinger and Capone, they're making a direct to video cop movie complete with doomed women and machine gun-aided revenge.

Director Richard Lowry kept on making movies after this, like President Evil, Alien Overlords and Rapture. He was inspired by seeing a Jello Pudding Pop commercial where all the kids were acting like adults. It was written by his brother Tor Reyel.

Hawk Jones (Valiant Duhart) is a cop who all the other cops make fun of for being such a maniac. He'll also flip out if you make fun of his mother. His partner is in love with him, but he's dating Lola, the gangster's moll who is fated for a bad ending, and he's been battling a crime boss named Antonio Coppola for years, a man - well, a child - who has hired a punk rock larger kid named The Destroyer to take out Hawk.

Kids in bars. Kids singing in Vegas-style numbers. Kids battling with guns in scenes that feel like a sub-Cannon 80s action movie except, again, with children and sound effects written on the screen like Batman. And best of all, a sword fight ending that's better than almost any movie you'll see this year.

Johnny LaRue couldn't get his crane shot but somehow, this movie could.
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