Crackerjack (2002) Poster

(2002)

Samuel Johnson: Dave Jackson

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Quotes 

  • Dave Jackson : Number ten... um... stab me in the eye with a ball-point pen.

  • Dave Jackson : Forty-four. Two fat whores.

  • Supervisor : [about to review one of Jack's phone conversation]  Why don't we listen into one of your calls shall we?

    Jack Simpson : Excellent Idea

    Jack Simpson : [over phone]  Good afternoon, My name is Jack Simpson and you are a good-for-nothing layabout. Ha Ha!

    Dave Jackson : [over phone]  Hi Jack. How's it going?

    Jack Simpson : Shithouse. I just had this idiot on the line going on and on, so i told her to blow it out her arse. Still on for later?

    Dave Jackson : Yeah.

    Jack Simpson : Okay, I'll see you at the bowls club. I told that dumbfuck supervisor I've got a migraine coming on, so I reckon I'll get the arvo off. Ha ha ha

    [Supervisor stops recording] 

    Jack Simpson : [sarcastically]  Maybe a little long but otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%

    Supervisor : Hmm. You're fired, Simpson.

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