The Parlor (2001)

Jesse McClurg: Joey

Quotes 

• Freaker : *NSYNC rules!

  Beth : I love *NSYNC!

  Joey : *NSYNC's okay.

  Schizo : *NSYNC sucks! Anyone who likes *NSYNC's a fag!

  Joey : You're a fag, Schizo!

  Slappy Sue : Don't listen to him Schizo. What grade are you in?

  Schizo : 8th. You?

  Slappy Sue : I'm in 9th. But I go to an all-girls catholic school, so that's like being in 10th grade anywhere else.

  Schizo : Ooohh..

• Schizo : Hey, if you took a machine gun to Time Square and just started spraying bullets, how many people do you reckon you could kill before the cops took you down.

  Jerry : I dunno, maybe two, three hundred.

  Schizo : Oh you think so. I was thinking the gun would jam after about fifty.

  Joey : Now what in the hell do you know about machine guns, Schizo.

  Schizo : Now how about I come over there and fucking show you, huh? How about that shit?

  Security Guard : [Enters room and takes Schizo out]  Sir, no swearing in here.

  Bambi : I think someone really needs to find his spirit animal.

  Joey : Shut up with the animal crap, Bambi! What, you hang out with Thumper and Flower?

  Bambi : Nooooo, I don't! Noo! Do yoou!!?

  Joey : Uhh... noo..