The Parlor (2001)

Scott Alan Smith: Jerry

Quotes 

• Jerry : Cool name.

  Mandybear : Thanks.

  Jerry : Do you like bears?

  Mandybear : They're okay, I guess.

  Jerry : Yeah. I think bears are definitely where it's at. So how old are you?

  Mandybear : I'm 14. You?

  Jerry : [Jerry is obviously a middle-aged man]  I'm 15.

  Mandybear : Cool.

• Schizo : Hey, if you took a machine gun to Time Square and just started spraying bullets, how many people do you reckon you could kill before the cops took you down.

  Jerry : I dunno, maybe two, three hundred.

  Schizo : Oh you think so. I was thinking the gun would jam after about fifty.

  Joey : Now what in the hell do you know about machine guns, Schizo.

  Schizo : Now how about I come over there and fucking show you, huh? How about that shit?

  Security Guard : [Enters room and takes Schizo out]  Sir, no swearing in here.

  Bambi : I think someone really needs to find his spirit animal.

  Joey : Shut up with the animal crap, Bambi! What, you hang out with Thumper and Flower?

  Bambi : Nooooo, I don't! Noo! Do yoou!!?

  Joey : Uhh... noo..